once at my school this guy who had really long hair came in the next day with most of it cut out and nobody recognized him so a rumour went around that he died
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thigh gaps are cute
no thigh gap is cute
flat tummys are cute
non flat tummys are cute
short hair is cute
long hair is cute
but you know what isnt cute?
making somebody feel terrible about their appearance simply because you don’t like it
Women don’t have to:
- be thin
- give birth
- cook for you
- have long hair
- wear makeup
- have sex with you
- be feminine
- be graceful
- shave
- diet
- be fashionable
- wear pink
- love men
- be the media’s idea of perfection
- listen to your bullshit
Women do not have to:
- be thin
- give birth
- cook for you
- have long hair
- wear makeup
- have sex with you
- be feminine
- be graceful
- shave
- diet
- be fashionable
- wear pink
- love men
- be the media’s idea of perfection
- listen to your bullshit
- have a vagina
This is very true, but it’s important to remember that if a woman is feminine, graceful, shaves, diets, wears make up, or does any of these things in the list, it doesn’t make her a slave to patriarchy or any less of a feminist than you.
BLESS.
Girls are told to be skinny but not too skinny and to wear makeup but not so much that guys can tell and to dress in revealing clothes but not too revealing or else you’re a slut and a hundred other contradictory standards so I think guys can deal with being made fun of for wearing fedoras
- Society: Every girl is beautiful.
- Fat girls: Really?
- Skinny girls: Really?
- Curvy girls: Really?
- Scene girls: Really?
- Preppy girls: Really?
- White girls: Really?
- Black girls: Really?
- Society: Wait let me be more specific
- Society: You need to have boobs the size of Canada, an ass that will put Nicki Minaj to shame, perfect porcelain skin with nary a single blemish, straight white teeth that will blind somebody that looks at them without sunglasses, hair that is thick and flows like a waterfall made of rainbows and unicorn tears, eyelashes that will touch your forehead and look natural doing it, soft hairless skin, and a smolder that will fry a chicken in a basket. You also have to be a size 00 because guys love it when they can see your ribcage.
- Girls:
- Society:
- Girls:
- Society:
- Girls:
- Society: Why is everybody getting depressed all of a sudden?
The biggest coward is a man who awakens a woman’s love with no intention of loving her.
the idea of wearing jeans that are not skinny jeans terrifies me now i can’t remember what i used to do with all that extra space around my ankles
We can’t jump off bridges anymore because our iPhones will get ruined. We can’t take skinny dips in the ocean, because there’s no service on the beach and adventures aren’t real unless they’re on Instagram. Technology has doomed the spontaneity of adventure and we’re helping destroy it every time we Google, check-in, and hashtag.









